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    Alternative Feminist Opera Endings

    I read this today in Norman Lebrecht's blog and it is pretty interesting.

    http://slippedisc.com/2018/01/now-fo...minist-ending/

    So, a feminist production of Carmen in Florence gets her to shoot Don José dead before he can stab her.
    Norman asks, what's next, Brünnhilde with a fire extinguisher? Aida jumping out of the tomb and saying "I've had enough of this!"?

    Pretty funny...

    Yes, there aren't many operas with plots that allow women to get the upper hand. La Fanciulla del West is one, L'Italiana in Algeri is another one... To some degree, Le Nozze di Figaro is one (although the continuation in the third installment of Beaumarchais' trilogy doesn't end so well for the Countess...). And some of the comedies do allow the ladies to prevail, like La Cenerentola, Don Pasquale and La Serva Padrona - although the "prevailing" is often a matter of getting to marry a man of a higher social class.

    But the poor female opera characters - especially the sopranos - are more likely to be raped, poisoned, stabbed, diseased, forced into unhappy marriages, portrayed as crazy (the always popular mad scene), and so forth, not to forget that our nice mezzos end up being "witches or bitches" or else they have to play a man in pants roles.

    So, just for fun, what other alternative feminist endings would you propose?

    We have talked about Tosca surviving the fall from the Castel Sant'Angelo and living to fight another day, like in our friend Amfortas' novel.

    What else?
    "J'ai dit qu'il ne suffisait pas d'entendre la musique, mais qu'il fallait encore la voir" (Stravinsky)

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    One idea: Fiordiligi and Dorabella decide to give the finger to Ferrando and Guglielmo, turn lesbians, and engage in a three-way relationship with Despina.
    "J'ai dit qu'il ne suffisait pas d'entendre la musique, mais qu'il fallait encore la voir" (Stravinsky)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luiz Gazzola (Almaviva) View Post
    One idea: Fiordiligi and Dorabella decide to give the finger to Ferrando and Guglielmo, turn lesbians, and engage in a three-way relationship with Despina.
    But is that a feminist ending, or just my fantasy?

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    Madama Butterfly sets up a ramen shop and gets a Michelin star.
    Natalie

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    Gilda successfully sues the Duke for rape and has an exciting affair with Sparafucile.
    "J'ai dit qu'il ne suffisait pas d'entendre la musique, mais qu'il fallait encore la voir" (Stravinsky)

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    Juliette says: "Dumb Roméo! I drink fake poison; the moron drinks real poison! Oh well, he won the Darwin Award, good riddance. I wouldn't want to mix my genes with such an idiot. Hm... Count Pâris is suddenly looking interesting again."
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    When Ruggiero tries to smash Alcina's urn, he realizes that it is not breakable; it's made of a weird material she brought from the future with her magic, called plastic. Alcina then recovers her magic powers and pissed-off, turns Ruggiero into a snake. Morgana then turns Bradamante into a mongoose, who then eats the snake.
    "J'ai dit qu'il ne suffisait pas d'entendre la musique, mais qu'il fallait encore la voir" (Stravinsky)

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    Norma learns from her fellow druid Panoramix (a.k.a. Getafix), the recipe for the magic potion used by Asterix. She makes a batch of it, and her warriors, with Asterix's and Obelix's help, defeat Pollione, Flavio, and the Romans. The Gauls, cheering their high priestess, celebrate their victory with a feast featuring grilled boar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luiz Gazzola (Almaviva) View Post
    Norma learns from her fellow druid Panoramix (a.k.a. Getafix), the recipe for the magic potion used by Asterix. She makes a batch of it, and her warriors, with Asterix's and Obelix's help, defeat Pollione, Flavio, and the Romans. The Gauls, cheering their high priestess, celebrate their victory with a feast featuring grilled boar.
    There she is dancing on the table:

    Natalie

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    Olympia becomes sentient and passes the Turin test. She invents an artificial intelligence defense network called Skynet.
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    Rusalka forgets the prince and starts a successful water-sports amusement park.
    Natalie

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    Lulu seduces Jack the Ripper who becomes her bodyguard. The Austrian Parliament votes gay marriage into law, then Lulu marries Martha Geschwitz. Lulu starts a successful assassin-for-hire business, adopting the nickname Nikita.
    "J'ai dit qu'il ne suffisait pas d'entendre la musique, mais qu'il fallait encore la voir" (Stravinsky)

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    It is revealed that all characters in Billy Budd are female-to-male transgenders. There is a shortage of male hormones and they all revert back to females. Britten then rewrites the entire score for sopranos.

    [hehe, this one is for Natalie. ]
    "J'ai dit qu'il ne suffisait pas d'entendre la musique, mais qu'il fallait encore la voir" (Stravinsky)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luiz Gazzola (Almaviva) View Post
    It is revealed that all characters in Billy Budd are female-to-male transgenders. There is a shortage of male hormones and they all revert back to females. Britten then rewrites the entire score for sopranos.

    [hehe, this one is for Natalie. ]
    aaargh nightmare
    Natalie

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    Agnès opens a restaurant specializing in grilled chicken hearts and gets a Michelin star.
    "J'ai dit qu'il ne suffisait pas d'entendre la musique, mais qu'il fallait encore la voir" (Stravinsky)

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